thing 10 / generators!

I played with several generators and had done so before but didn't know what they were called. Because of the difficulty I had uploading a picture to my blog, I selected text generators. I tried a find your hogwarts house generator by answering 10 or so questions but then the advertising kicked in and I left before my result was provided. My pirate name just didn't fit - so ... here are my best results and links:

Peter's Haiku Generator
Jam waggles custard.
The bottom squirters jingle.
A squirter giggles.
(Haiku w/silly vocabulary)

Priests kindly nail ice.
Smouldering, bad angels lurk.
Cold winds twist shadows.
(Haiku w/noir vocabulary)

And from Slognizer:

Saved by librarians!
Nebraska - today and tomorrow.
Do you know books?
coffee, i want it all.
jane austen for president.